Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 11, 2021

Kurt Cobainer

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.

Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after

by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.

Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!

by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025

Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.

Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.

by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face

I Kurt Cobained myself again

by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025