real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning

Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."

by Sweptimus March 14, 2015

ahole o'clock

That time of day when someone is being an asshole.

It must be ahole o'clock! Andy needs a Snickers bar for sure!

by GotMochi March 20, 2015

Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015

Bumfuck O' clock

An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.

Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.

"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"

"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"

by FoxyBrown92 November 3, 2017

Tony The Clock

my favorite character from Don't Hug Me Im Scared.

Tony The Clock: time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.

by Chonki May 10, 2021

Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 24, 2021