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level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.
after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.
by nani pilikia February 20, 2005
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Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum
"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"
by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009
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Ball Cleavage

Wherein people of the male species can wear what I have coined as “Man Slings” which allows the testicles to hang from the front of ones pants but slightly pushed up and together as to create a cleavage type look as a new way to entice the female species.
"Good Lord!" says Lani "Look at the Ball Cleavage on that guy!"
by Jacob Housman November 23, 2004
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cleavland pringle

a cleavland pringle is wen u do a poo and then u scrape the remains from ur bum with a pringle and feed it to ur partner in bed
omg u shood taste thees cleavland pringles their great!!
by rumpled 4 skin April 13, 2010
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Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
by Your Rock God September 25, 2007
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Cleaven

It is when to people are boyfriend and girlfriend and they do not like to talk about it and do not like to been seen with each other
Stop acting so cleaven and kiss
by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017
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