chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

chunky gravy

When a man with a chode with ejaculates

He sprayed his chunky gravy all over my face.

by Thicboi69999 May 21, 2018

chunky daddy

A young boy who enjoys having boys night's even when there are numerous attractive girls who want to attend, likes to confuse girls of their sexual orientation because he is so frustrating, and is some how attractive, just not physically. Some say he has a curse, that once you get the 'chunky' touch, you will never be the same again.

"How are you feeling about chunky daddy , (insert chunky daddy's victims name)?
"I don't know, I'm a bit confused about my sexual orientation"
"Ah! I know, you got "chunkied"

by Gubbi p May 12, 2018

Chinkeyetivitis

Basically conjunctivitis, but for Asians.

I have chinkeyetivitis, I need to go to the doctors, I see rainbows!

by JakeyBoi98 January 2, 2019

chunker lank

someone who is lanky but chunky at the same time.

Jeez Thomas, you’re turning into a chunker lank instead of just lank.

by amolialmao February 16, 2019

Chunkytown

Chunkytown is an imaginary destination one arrives at when taking a shit. Used in context as a novel euphemism for going to the toilet for number 2s.

Lads if you'll excuse me I have to catch the next train to Chunkytown.

by SB91 November 16, 2019

Chinkey Chong

Donkey Kong’s Asian cousin

Dude my favorite Donkey Kong’s character is Chinkey Chong

by Tyler Hores November 9, 2019