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Chump

A chimpanzee plus a champ plus a school kid and a sample of a chubby headteacher. A chump is just a stupid uneducated school child like person. A chimp(Human) with no brain.
Person 1: spills food on the floor
Person 2: You are a chump
Person 1: *sniffs in sadness*
by Ginger_thing1010 April 2, 2020
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Chump

A Person that doesnt qualify to be a champ. All weomen, and most men.
A person that passes up a night of partying to study.
You cant hold your alcohol, you arent a champ anymore, your a chump.
by baylorchamp January 17, 2009
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chump for change

To chump for change means to beg for money on the street.
I needed a quarter to finish my laundry, so I had to chump one off of this lady.

You've sunk so low that you have to chump for change at the laundromat? Get a job, Spongebob.
by Sir Walter Really December 18, 2013
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Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.
by Better than Enda February 28, 2013
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Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant
Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Chump

Anyone with the name Derrick, Hector, Justin or James; and who is in prison, work release, or has been to either
Derrick is the king chump along with Hector. Leaders of the chumps.
by Wws863 September 20, 2019
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