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chinese

People from the peoples republic of China (PRC) and Taiwan (ROC).

Are known as very intelligent and hardworking people.

Are known to have created a grand civilization which had great influence on neighbouring countries.

Very cultured, artistic, creative.
by Civilization May 16, 2005
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iron chink

An automated device once used in processing fish, particularly salmon. The term derives from the fact that in the early history of the U.S. fishing industry, individuals of Chinese extraction were often employed in fish canneries. The "iron chink" displaced many Chinese workers.
There's an iron chink on display at the Museum of History and Industry.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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chinese bus

If you need to travel between New York City and either Boston, Philly, or DC but are on a tight budget, here's a travel tip for you: the Chinese bus.

The first company to offer such services was the Fung Wah Bus, which began routes between New York City and Boston in 1998.

Bear in mind, we're not talking about luxury transportation here. If you're seeking a comfy ride and many amenities en route, you may prefer to take the LimoLiner between Boston and New York.

However, if you're a college student or other traveler with limited means, you'll be among frugal comrades in addition to many Chinese travelers.
Yo mamma so cheap, she gave birth to you on a Chinese bus.

I can't decide between the Fung Wah or the Hung Low.
What did you call me!
by Donarino February 12, 2008
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Chinese Butthole Trap

Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.

If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little. Then I heard about the Chinese Butthole Trap.
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Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.
John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."
by Brain the Great January 28, 2010
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University of Indians and Chinese

The University of Indians and Chinese is not a real college. It is a named often associated with the University of Illinois at Chicago (UIC). People often use this name to describe the real UIC because their are many Indians and Chinese. It is pointed out, however, that this usage is racists because there are many Russians and Filipinos there as well.
Example:

Guy 1: Where do you go to school?

Guy 2: I go to UIC.

Guy 1: Ohhh. The University of Indians and Chinese eh?

Guy 2: No! Actually I saw a white girl there today, so ha!
by Todd W December 14, 2006
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Chinese-Eyed

Stoned. Intoxicated from smoking pot. Refers to being droopy-eyed
Duuude, I am SO chinese-eyed, lets roll to Taco-Rama and stuff mucho Grindage
by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007
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