Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you

Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?

by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022

graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 25, 2021