Master Chief

A heavy smoker, able to hit and clear a bong all at once.

I am Master Chief!

by Loganbuuullshit October 20, 2010

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

by that guy 2468 December 01, 2010

subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 23, 2014

Denier-In-Chief

Specific reference to Mike Pence who will lie at any cost to rationalize things Trump says.

Did you hear what the Denier-In-Chief said about Trumps latest bat-guano crazy tweet?

by Dogen3 March 19, 2017

chief feature

character flaw; personality defect; one of 7 chief features of the ego that one must overcome to be whole

which one is your chief feature?

self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience.

by admityourhuman September 23, 2013

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 12, 2017

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 07, 2013