Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.

"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."

by Cranky Copter January 3, 2017

grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 8, 2022

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019

cheesecake

Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point

Alright she got the cheesecake

by justin seagull y'all June 9, 2020

russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka

MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"

by motherland dad March 9, 2020

douglas cheesecake

The best guinea pig to ever fly in from the cosmos

Douglas Cheesecake is a righteous dude!

by JiggaJessica June 3, 2021

Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

by QOS_69 November 23, 2019