contemplaining

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.

Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.

by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

Washingtonian Center

Located in Gaithersburg, MD. Once the best place to meet and hookup with chicks. Unfortunately ghetto people and middle schoolers have taken over. Unless you're in the mood for some Friedchickenisha or a 12 year old girl you gotta go else where to get some digits. The increase amount of security has also made this old gold mine less attractive.

20 year old: Back when I was 16 I'd go to rio with all my buds, meet a girl and take her behind the bushes across the lake and slide into 3rd base every Friday and Saturday at the Washingtonian Center.

16 year old: Man I wish I could of experienced that. I went there last night and it was just a sausage fest with the occasional ghetto girl. I don't think I'll ever get some pootang there.

by The Rio God November 30, 2010

Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help

"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS

by depressed.llama July 27, 2018

poison control center

band who gets too much mega-nutrition for their own good

HAVE YOU SEEN POISON CONTROL CENTER? THEY'RE WAY SASSYxCORE!

by up_for_sale January 15, 2004

The World Trade Center

Two very tall buildings that used to stand proud in New York City, until September 11th 2001, when they were destroyed by Islamic terrorists.

The World Trade Center has fallen after been hit by two highjacked commercial aeroplanes.

by urbandefiner July 7, 2006

American Airlines Center

Sports and Entertainment arena in downtown Dallas, Texas. Home of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks and NHL's Dallas Stars

The American Airlines Center is one of the best arena's in the Nation

by DiamondRio February 18, 2010

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003