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When a person Coughs and Farts simultaneously releasing a sound (or sounds) like The Gates of HELL have been blasted open, but only stench of eggs and beans remain.

Grandpa: "CARTS"
Children: Grandpa... You carted.
Son: Dad that sounds like hell.... And smells like eggs.... And beans.

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment July 8, 2019

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Cart is someone who is nice, talented, has a good sense of humor, pretty, and overall perfect.

Me: omg she's a cart she's so pretty nice and everything is perfect about het

by jajarie123 February 15, 2020

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The action of Cumming and farting at the same time.

I carted on my girlfriend's face and she enjoyed it.

by Cartoverfum May 7, 2021

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When you cough and fart at the same time

Ops - I just carted, my bad! :)

by Jallenna December 2, 2022

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"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024

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