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I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
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Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles

Mason’s brothers fuckass candles in my ass melting hurting and burning
bro masons brothers fuckass candles are amazing dildos that make my asshole smell good

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles- Holy fucking shit, these candles fucking suck
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cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange
by Suzpqi March 30, 2024
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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worth the candle

Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.
John: Is driving all the way across town for a cup of coffee really worth the candle?
Mary: Yes!
by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.
"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."
by Meowtown September 10, 2015
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