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Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.
George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.
by StrictBiz April 9, 2013
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[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse January 3, 2009
mugGet the [canadian custard]mug.

canadian tings

A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada
Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!
by Big Hosey April 30, 2019
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.
Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!
by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013
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canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
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Canadian coffee

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.
by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009
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