Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

Coon Cricket

A black coon in relation to a moon cricket, black nigger monkey and cotton picking slave

Xavier is such a coon cricket

by mozzylovingmfka28 September 1, 2021

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

dick cricket

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up

by krc22 December 15, 2007

Snow cricket

White person that will sing on his or her own time after dusk or after the sun goes down

Tommy, you are such a snow cricket I can always hear you at night singing "let it go".

by thiccdaddy123applejack February 12, 2020