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Coconut Rooster

also know as a Coconut Bunny.

A title worn by a an absolutley gorgeous Dark Elven Spellhowler called Matzo (a brand of jewish cracker)

Coconut Rooster is best served on Matzo crackers.
Matzo the spellhowler likes to eat coconut roosters while making coconut rooster noises.
by Ram Rod September 5, 2008
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Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.
"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"
by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011
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Coconut Mask

Comparable to the act known as 'Arabian Goggles'. A woman places her boobies into a man's eye sockets and allows the flesh of the breasteses to settle across the man's upper facial area.
She gave me a coconut mask while she jerked me off all over myself...it was kinda hot.
by The Defiant Cow August 26, 2009
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coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009
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coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.
"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."
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coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders
by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014
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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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