mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009

Falcon Claw

The act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone's breast area.

Person A: Hey man, what's up?
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.

by t-rexasourous November 10, 2010

Dragon Claw

When your fuckin a bitch doggy style and you extend two knuckles on your right or left fist and punch her in the back of the neck while thrusting foward and yell a chinese kungfu yell!

Did you hear i dragon clawed your bitch last night? She loved it.

by The Dragon Clawer February 11, 2009

Bear Claw

When a guy is doing a woman from behind and is taking too long to finish (whisky dick). After a prolonged period of boredom and frustration the woman eventually becomes enraged (like a mama bear defending her cub). She then reaches between her legs and squeezes his sack as hard as she can until either he finishes or escapes.

Barry had total whisky dick last night and took forever. I finally had to give him the bear claw.

by Beer Poo November 3, 2011

Claws

Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.

Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

clawdea

A whore on JaC who fucks her new born e-baby son Merv. Also known as whoredea.

clawdea: Omg, I so love Merv.

by ACASC`Totalitarianate March 26, 2005

claw

To cut the pubes around the penis.

"Oh, my boyfriend says giving me a blowjob is uncomfortable, I need to Claw."
"Oh, want to borrow my razor?"

by Jintzo September 3, 2012