Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.
John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!
"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!
by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024
Get the Evil Cartmug. A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob
Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.
by Discuitz March 21, 2025
Get the Side-Cartingmug. “Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
by Diego_Ramos4446 July 10, 2022
Get the Cartmug. The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.
Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
Synonym to Post Nut Clarity
“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”
“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”
“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”
by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025
Get the Post Cart Claritymug. a game where obese 5 year old children play on their mom’s crusty boogery iphone or ipad and cry when they dont drive into spongebobs mouth because some #epic troller 😝😝😝 knocks them off
by Wonder_UA June 13, 2022
Get the roblox cart ride gamesmug. A segment from the shop of Couthies.com. Our second social media, exclusively on Instagram. The account highlights and updates on our online shop.
by Couthies May 4, 2024
Get the Couth Cartmug. by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
Get the Joe Rogan DMT Cartmug.