Canadian breakdancing

The act of slipping on ice and saving it repeatedly

Dude 1: *slips*
Dude 2: "haha nice one bro"
random canadian dude: "nice moves eh"
Dude 2: "canadian breakdancing"

by Ya boi patty cakes March 7, 2015

Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.

George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.

by StrictBiz April 9, 2013

canadian cauliflower

A bitch

Hey you Canadian Cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017

Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020

Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.

I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.

by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011

Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.

-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck

by Student Body President June 30, 2010

Canadian bicyclist

Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)

One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"

Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."

by Redneck Lawyer December 30, 2011