The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
by Tchando November 24, 2020
"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023
by thelordofkeks August 03, 2016
when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse October 02, 2007
The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020
The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
by AVLORIA November 09, 2008