butt sex

1.Having something suck, or being incredibly lame.

2.Summing up an entire conversation

1.Dude, this game is total butt sex, I'm done

2. After a long pointless story....one answers
"So pretty much butt sex right?"
"Yeah pretty much"

by buttsex69 December 11, 2008

BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009

buttsex

Someting Cathy craves, but only if it's *quality* buttsex.

Cathy heard about buttsex on HBO, but thought she had to get arrested before having it. We haven't seen her in four months.

by Scott'n'Ann January 24, 2004

anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

BUFFET BUTT

A Large protruding ass that could be used to serve multiple dishes of food family sytle.

You could have fed the Kennedy clan off of her buffet butt!

by ginninski January 30, 2008

aaron betts

Aaron Betts is one of the sexiest, tall, dark, and handsome man in the world; smolder for days.

"Sometimes I wish aaron betts was in my bed"

by AsToldByThePeople July 18, 2017

Buttsex

n. The act of taking a large penis in your anus, until it cums.

Grandma likes buttsex.

by JoshBob January 13, 2003