Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
Get the Brittany Blastermug. Brittany's are one of a kind. They are quick witted and little titted. Brittany loves learning and does her best to be a better person than she was the day before. She's a lover not a fighter but if need be she will kick ass for the ones she loves. She goes out of her way to help people and to let them know they aren't alone in this big world. Brittany will act completely ridiculous as fuck just to make someone laugh and will go to the end of the universe to find a way to make someone laugh or even just smile when they are sad because that's one thing Brittany knows too well im this world is sadness. She lives to make people happy and her kids know that they will always have their mommy no matter what or who trys to rip them apart. Her kids never have to worry about making their mommy upset or mad because she will always love them jo matter what and will always be understanding. As far as lovers go watch out because Brittany loves so hard it may be overwhelming. She loves michael so much that she would do anything she had to to show him.
Brittany is so kewl
by Quick witted and little titted August 14, 2021
Get the Brittanymug. Brittany is a nice, innocent girl.She is an very attractive person and falls in love quickly.She doesn't like fake people around her.She is also quiet but once you get to know her,she gonna be talkative.She is a nice person but you don't know the real her inside of her if you mess with her,and nobody wants to see the other side of Brittany,right?Cause she gonna go really crazy that you do not like.She also little childish and she have a great voice!
Person: Who's that?
Me:oh that's just Brittany.
Person:she looks so nice
Me:yeah but she is good and all,but don't get her mad.
Me:oh that's just Brittany.
Person:she looks so nice
Me:yeah but she is good and all,but don't get her mad.
by Notlikeus! September 20, 2019
Get the Brittanymug. Brittany likes to drink alcohol and party, a Brittany is loyal and independent and hard to let go. Brittany is strong and confident, most Brittany’s are “thic” but this Brittany is beautiful.
by Fat boy Becky October 21, 2019
Get the Brittanymug. Brittany is a girl who gets with married men and have 9 kids and then she don’t like them but loves them to death she is country and loves rap music and most importantly road horses when she was younger but don’t mess with brittany she will beat your ass quick thank you!
Brittany is a bad bitch
by puffygirl0392 April 3, 2020
Get the Brittanymug. My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️
by VP007 December 30, 2023
Get the brittany van peltmug. Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
by Thwackx March 11, 2018
Get the Brittany-Bitch Shotmug.