Brett Siska

The dumbest but yet funniest person alive. Also please read his newest book!!!

Ethan: Brett Siska made the best book I’ve ever read
Jack: let’s goooo

by Ahhahenaksis February 18, 2022

Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.

"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

by Skim Milk July 4, 2012

Brett Caterozoli

The biggest Fag in the world

"Hey lets go to Joey Konkels"
"No way hes a fag"
"O yea hes banging Brett Caterozoli"

by ahhhhhhhhhhy October 20, 2008

Brett Lag

The delay between the prompt from one person, such as a joke or question, and the other person's response.

John: I asked Brett how many pets he had today. It took him like 3 minutes to even say anything!
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.

by mtm27 September 13, 2011

brett johnson

a 15 year old boy who goes to cryin to his mother and goes after other boys.

like dude look at brett johnson run to his mama

by bigcheetahgirl December 17, 2004

brett johnson

A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.

Dude look at that dude acting like a brett johnson!

by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

Pulling a Brett

when you fuck up but can't accept it so you just post a photo of yourself because you want attention.

Pulling a Brett = Another Brett in the Wall...

by Asshole from California October 30, 2017