when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.
me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies
by baml1234 April 21, 2019
Get the Heart Boner mug.An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
by stbn January 3, 2010
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When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
by House Vista January 29, 2009
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Get the throbbing boner mug.A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's Boner mug.The kind of massive raging boner that you can only get when visiting the D2 Dining Hall at Virginia Tech. If you go to D2 and you don't have a boner then you must have a vagina.
Norm: "I have the biggest D2 boner right now! Look at all the fucking food!"
Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."
Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."
by iheartD2 December 11, 2016
Get the D2 Boner mug.The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.
"...dude did you see that documentary about failed breast implants?...that gave me a total reverse boner"
by SooperHans April 27, 2006
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