bogglefuck

A situation or environment which is without direction and doomed to failure.

They threw their hands up in frustration; the meeting was a complete bogglefuck.

by dmyths October 9, 2007

Booger-Willy

Using A juicy, wet, slimy Booger, while giving someone a wet willy.

I'm not going to lick my finger. Instead I'll pick my nose and get a juicy one for his Booger-Willy.

by Colton Chase February 20, 2009

Booger Bone

When sick with the common cold, the booger bone is the biggest booger that is responsible for the production of other boogers and mucus. When one sneezes, blows, or otherwise ejects the booger bone from one's nose, the cold has been defeated and the individual should recover from his or her cold shortly thereafter.

- I think this cold is going to end soon- I just sneezed out the booger bone.

- I just blew the booger bone right out of my nose!

by Dr. Booger November 11, 2010

Booger Water

Post nasal drip or mucus that finds its way to the mouth. Original use 12/3/2013

3 year old daughter coughing in the back seat of car

Mom: Are you okay?
Daughter: Hurry, Mom, Hurry! I have to get this booger water out of my mouth!

by IOP Fun Words December 4, 2013

ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

by BMAC4395 July 7, 2011