bowling alley

A place where you can jack off pretty decent food....usually better than most fast food resturants.

12 year old fatso: Yeah I'm going to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac with my friends
Normal person: Come on faggot... the new bowling alley had just opened and their burgers just rock

by The Prepster September 7, 2007

bowling

Verb. Get a solid group of friends together and smoke bowl after bowl, after bowl, after bowl.... after bowl. Try to get 10 hits out of each bowl. Go for ten frames. With regard to extra frames, the same rules as regular bowling apply. Go for 300.

You've got to come over at 7 man. We scored an ounce and we're goin bowling.

by Rob Remlinger October 18, 2005

bowling for soup

4 fat guys from Texas. If they weren't musically gifted, they would be complete losers. I think they're good, but you dumbasses are arguing if they're good or not. I side with neither and will mock you both. First, they are a good band and this obsession with 1985, it isnt a nonsense song. It's about a woman remembering how she loved the 80's but the fans don't give a damn and don't understand the song. Second, they aren't a punk band. They might have the right to be since they were all losers in school(I'm pretty sure they were) unlike this jackasses like My Chemical Romance. They don't complain that their life sucks in their songs. And for people who think they're punk, these songs pertain to absolutely NOBODY! Everyone thinks there life sucks, but they aren't as bad as they think. You just ruin your own life. Anyway, I could have stopped at "4 fat guys from Texas"

Bowling for Soup used to be complete losers in high school.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 11, 2005

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

bowling for soup

4 large people

by SillyWil September 4, 2003

Bilingual Bloodfest

A mass brawl in which one or more of the participants speaks a different language i.e. two English guys and a Spanish guy fight.

Guy " Hey look at those English and Spanish guys fighting"

Other guy "Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest"

by NoPantsDanceMan August 16, 2009

Bowling

A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.

Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."

Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."

by retardedunicorn March 29, 2014