A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.
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In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.
If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.
by Coell May 14, 2005
Get the play the board mug.After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.
HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
by themilfonian March 23, 2012
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When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.
Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.
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Get the ouija board mug.the uncontrollable fear in monopoly of landing on boardwalk when somebody else has built a hotel on the property
steve: uhh its your turn, joe
joe: STOP! dont push me... im beginning to get a severe case of boardwalkhotelphobia
joe: STOP! dont push me... im beginning to get a severe case of boardwalkhotelphobia
by dwang158 December 27, 2005
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