Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

watermelon boarding

Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.

Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.

by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......

I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)

by math class board..... February 10, 2022

Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021