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blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.
After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.
by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009
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out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.
"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."
by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006
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Blue Dolphin on the Rocks

A new way for a designated driver to order a water in a bar/club and not apper to be a total tool to the hot a$$ girls nearby.
by Raider Tex October 9, 2009
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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012
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Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.
Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.
by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017
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Blue expo

Something Lilly banks loves to twiddle up in her cooch! Every time she pees it's blue!!
by Whitesupremacy800 October 28, 2022
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