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Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.
Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."
by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011
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BlueBerryWolphinDuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner, grabbing their hair, and screaming in their face while you climax, resembling a Xenomorph from DeadSpace, You then increase the awkward factor by making a mixture of duck, dolphin, and whale noises while finally realizing you partner was trying to pull a blueberry surprise on you.
Person 1: hey, wheres Rebecca Black?

Person 2: She got a Blueberrywolphinduck

Xenomorph: SD:LKJF:LSKJDFOWIEUROIE!!!!!!!
by TheGingerbreadMan53 November 30, 2011
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blueberry donut

A delicious glazed donut made of blueberry donut batter.
I fucking love blueberry donuts so much I would eat one off of Brandon's cock. That's how much I love blueberry donuts.
by Texas Nick M. September 14, 2013
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Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
by Riley_17 January 20, 2015
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Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.
Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck
by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015
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Blueblar

Why are you being to blueblar around her?
by blueblar March 28, 2015
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Blueberry Sunday

When your girlfriend has given you blue balls.
Later she eats icecream using ONLY her mouth off of your balls.
Dang girrl, did you have you have to add the extra banana to your blueberry Sunday.
Hey Babe ;). I made you something to eat. Come in the bedroom, your blueberry sunday is waiting for you.
by Phillip McHunt September 18, 2016
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