Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.

Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.

by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016

blueberry

a fav child of timeytime

your so innocent blueberry!

by anonymous January 11, 2022

blueberries

Often called satans ballsack. I hate these fucking blue balls they provide nothing to society they taste like spoiled milk inside a dead rat i hate this fruit to the depths of hell so much i wanna meet god and slap him with this horrible joke of a creation

Dont you dare feed me those damn blueberries.

by CallmeYourfriendlyCat February 24, 2021

Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.

When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.

by Riley_17 January 20, 2015

blueberry cinnamon roll

another word for vagina

“can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”

by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022