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That Blippo font is so round and cute. And the name is even cuter! I could name my hedgehog Blippo and cuddle it all day long.
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Brass grills, blacked out monocles, suede converse, velvet jackets, iPhone 4's, embroidery KFC handkerchief, wooden chopper bicycles, small pug for dog, mahogany combs, plaid trousers, gold watches etc. are the common accessories for the everyday 'blipster'...
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Brass grills, blacked out monocles, suede converse, velvet jackets, iPhone 4's, embroidery KFC handkerchief, wooden chopper bicycles, small pug for dog, mahogany combs, plaid trousers, gold watches etc. are the common accessories for the everyday 'blipster'...
Instagram is the new hype!
Florence & the machine and Little Dragons is permanently on repeat!
"The deep side of the shallow end" - Wolf of Juta Street, Braamies
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by IEATRICE August 8, 2008
Get the Blies mug.A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples
Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”
Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”
Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”
Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”
Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”
Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”
Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”
Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”
Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
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