Battlefield 3

The reason I stopped playing with my friends.

I'm not getting Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3. End of story.

It doesn't matter if all of my friends won't shut up about how they unlocked the AK-47 - gee, I wonder how many times I've done that in an FPS - and they don't seem to realize that Russians actually use modified variants of AK-47s, not the base model designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

"An AK-74? Oh, you mean the AK-74u (That's AKS-74u to you, mister)"

I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition, I enjoy everything about it, and I don't care if a few of the bugs my friends experienced in the beta are a dealbreaker (Are they stupid?)

I'm playing Battlefield 3 and I'm not playing MW3. If you say, "Do you want to play Call of Duty?" I'm going to say, "Yes" and launch Call of Duty. Not Call of Duty 8, or Call of Duty 7, Call of Duty.

by Brawldud December 31, 2011

battlefield

The rare, unfortunate event that every chick in one's vicinity is a grenade.

Damn dude, this club is a fuckin' battlefield!

by spiff mcgee October 14, 2010

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.

When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

by Fadded June 12, 2009

Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.

I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.

by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009

Battle Wagon

A station wagon that has been modified to accept duties of extreme driving. This includes but is not limited to Jeep trails, deep water, deep mud, steep hills, etc.

A perfect example would be the 1996-1999 Subaru Legacy Outback.

The battle wagon did great on the trip.

by broknindarkagain October 30, 2012

Battler

Someone who refuses to admit defeat. A person who is very effective when placed in an upper level position. Not only can a Battler lead many people, but if there comes a time when all hope is lost and a Battler is in charge-the Battler can restore hope, motivate, and invigorate his people. Some Battlers are called upon by the Man Upstairs.

Wait a minute-things seem so much better in society now that the Battler is in a good position-maybe the Battler really belongs in a good position because I am sure benefiting from it. Now that the Battler is in an upper level position at our company things seem so much better.

by SuburbanH July 17, 2017

Fortnite Battle Royale

A cancerous game that has turned children into failed abortions.

Child 1: Yo wassup 1v1 me on Fortnite Battle Royale scrub
Child 2: Fuck off you fat shit and go back to sucking your thumbsticks.

by GetGUDNub January 24, 2020