beam

The act of taking methylenedioxymetamphetamine (MDMA/Ecstasy).

Hey guys, you wanna beam tonight?

by Huy Tran July 26, 2006

beam me up

Popularized by flamboyant Ohio senator James Traficant, used as an exclamatory ending to a controversial statement; to express frustration

I have been fighting the political machine since the day I arrived in Congress, and will do so 'til the day I die...Beam me up.

by Frank January 9, 2004

high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

Beamer

A person whose life is devoted to playing video games.

Word originates from the beaming that goes on between said beamer and the tv set on which he is playing his game.

Jim called himself a gamer; but everyone at school made fun of him calling him a beamer.

by DimDog December 27, 2008

beamer

A BMW motorcycle. NOT to be confused with bimmer, a BMW automobile.

"Hey Ian, check out my new beamer!"
"Thats a sedan not a motorcycle jackass"

by bmw enthuisist July 2, 2009