European Badger Man

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.

Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

by The Rustler June 10, 2017

The Bedfellows

/T͟Hə ˈbedˌfelōws/

noun

1.
two people living together in a state of delusion and denial.

2.
a person living in a delusional relationship brought upon by society standards usually representing raw emotion or passion.

3.
a person existing in dangerous living conditions representing unconditional love.

verb
1.
the act of understanding the humour in contradiction and disregarding facts as opinion.
"he doesn't care whether anyone likes what he creates, he must be the bedfellows right now!"

exclamation
informal

Used to express excitement over an unfunny cartoon series.
"The Bedfellows! I have a strange boner right now, why did this happen?"

by TheBedfellows January 9, 2022

diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Polishing the Badge

Prolonged ass licking

Your Mom was really polishing the badge last nigth. I've never felt so fresh.

by Razor 6 January 17, 2012

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 21, 2007

Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012