A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
by ShroomBear September 9, 2015
Get the bed puddlemug. “Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”
by cminivan March 5, 2019
Get the Bed Bunniesmug. the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
Get the Bed Zonedmug. by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016
Get the Bed scrapersmug. Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.
by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019
Get the Bed Napkinmug. a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.
by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009
Get the bed condommug. by vwallac January 20, 2014
Get the dirt bedmug.