mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Bush-beating

Beating a bushy Vagina with a dangling dick. Specially beating off a dangling dick to a bushy vagina

Tom was bush-beating clair.

by dak280 March 23, 2020

HooooBJGAN BEATING

A BAND OR GROUP OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREET'S JUST like rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE HOOOOBJGAN BEATEr'S AND BeJROVBLUE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR OUR violent BLUE FLAG leader. violent BLUE FLAGS VS rELBJALOOD OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS. BOTH SIDE'S IS hoooobJgan BEATEr'S rELBJALOOD rELBJALUD RESPECT LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR AMERICAN LIFE OUT OR DIE IN RED COLORS RELBJALUD.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE hoooobJgan BEATING'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ October 12, 2020

Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.

Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.

by Timmy2X April 20, 2021

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021