Skip to main content

ball or peen

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"

The genitals are revealed.

"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
mugGet the ball or peen mug.

Ball my Sack

When one screws up a task and gets frustrated.
“Well ball my sack, I just totally messed that shit up.”

Did you see that ECN that Travis Kyle just released? He really balled my sack.”
by RuckDuck98 June 24, 2019
mugGet the Ball my Sack mug.

Ball Steamer

When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional
I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.
by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021
mugGet the Ball Steamer mug.

dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
by twiss May 30, 2008
mugGet the dorm ball mug.

brown ball roulette

When you make a bet with yourself whether that one little round piece of shit is going to get flushed or just circle around the top of the bowl.
Dude, what took you so long in there?

I was playing brown ball roulette and I lost so I had to wait and flush again.
by McRamblin October 17, 2009
mugGet the brown ball roulette mug.

B.Ballard

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.
by Haterader56 April 12, 2010
mugGet the B.Ballard mug.

Echo Ball

An addictive sport that has captured the hearts and souls of players and fans across the metropolitan downtown New York City area, west of Wall Street. The sport takes the best components of such sports as tennis, ping pong, hand ball, volleyball, etc. and masterfully combines them into one.

Equipment:
1) An official Echo Ball, which looks very similar to a standard tennis ball, but much more professional.

2) A wooden desk that is wider than long, approx. 12' W x 6' L. Desk must have 8 holes placed evenly apart. 4 holes on each side of the court. Each hole is approx. 6" W. and 1' L. A wooden divider splits the table in half horizontally and a line dissects the table vertically so that 4 equal quadrants are formed. The 8 square cut out wooden pieces remaining from the 8 holes on the desk are to be placed on the divider evenly across forming a porous net.

Rules:
A 2 or 4 player game. 4 player game is played as doubles.

The rules are similar to ping pong unless otherwise noted.

The wooden pieces on the divider are in play. Fallen pieces are reset after each point. Any nearby walls are in play and are not considered a bounce. Example, a ball that bounces in your end than hits off the wall and then into the opponent's side is a legal play.

In doubles, a "lop pass" is allowed which is a move in which a teammate hits the ball into the air and his teammate hits the ball down onto the opponent's side. This move can only occur after the serve and return have been put in play.
Garganese: What is this game that these guys have been playing the last 5 hours?

Sprachman: Game? Oh, you mean Echo Ball. Its not a game, its a sport.
by A true fan of the sport July 14, 2010
mugGet the Echo Ball mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email