brace yourself

In the small Norfolk town of Kings Lynn and the villages surrounding, 'bracing yourself' is a term followed by a face similar to a gurn. The facial expression is called 'a brace'or 'the brace' with an 'urghh' sound attached

Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!

by Jamzo October 27, 2007

Piss on yourself

Often used in place of screw yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*

by ?? January 31, 2003

rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

by jason 510 September 1, 2006

think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.

"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!

by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006

heck yourself

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.

Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere

by Genji-memes January 30, 2017

Nintendo Yourself

Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.

You could just Nintendo Yourself to make it through. Tis' only logical.

by Motley Tool December 5, 2022

Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023