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The Batman Tumor

The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one
Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.
by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
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The Batman Who Laughs

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.
Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by kennydev April 23, 2022
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I’m Batman

We get it your batman you don’t need to say it like 10 times seriously just quit it your BRUCE WAYNE ITS NOT LONGER A SECRET JUST GIVE UP
Batman-I’m Batman

Me-SHUT UP
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i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him
Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman
by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021
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I’m Batman

Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.
“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”

“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”
by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023
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batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009
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batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.
Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?
by darkhorizon October 18, 2006
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