Barney

An evil god that will kill us all

Barney will kill us all

by PHIL SWIFT IS GAY November 7, 2019

barney

slang for purple fentanyl

i just got some fire barney, i can’t wait to go home and smoke it.

by pinkeepai January 21, 2024

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Barney

The best and swaggiest guitar player in the world who dresses like a grandpa.

Barney you are slaying today

by ConnysDeadCorpse June 7, 2023

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/

BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE

by BARNEY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR May 26, 2018