Barney

someone from a different state/ country who thinks they know all about your state/country
Tom: Hey I am from Utah and I know all about Surfing and California

Toms a barney
by sherlock homie October 19, 2015
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A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.
I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.
by doll face 88 March 13, 2018
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totally awesome guy, super kind and athletic, tries his best with everything and likes to help people. Barney is a great listener and even if he can't do anything to help in a situation he always tries to make you feel better. if you ever meet a Barney keep him close
Woah, he's so kind, I bet he's a barney!
by A pretty litty dinosaur October 16, 2018
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a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 15, 2019
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An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.
I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.
by Elmo_Lina November 07, 2018
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Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace
Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number
by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019
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An evil god that will kill us all
Barney will kill us all
by PHIL SWIFT IS GAY November 07, 2019
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