Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.
My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
by bookfraud April 07, 2015
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Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 19, 2021
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Butthole pressure

1. When you have to poop really bad.
2. Peer pressure from peoole with names like Kieth or Karen.
1. Oh man, I am feeling some serious butthole pressure, I better go hit the bathroom. 2. This lady at work today wanted a refund, she was in the wrong but exerted some serious butthole pressure and my manager caved.
by BR34D November 04, 2019
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virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.
"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"
by TheFuckestUppest December 02, 2015
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Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.
Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)
by Deer Man July 27, 2005
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butthole uppercut

Whem you uppercut someone in the butthole.
Did you see Tom give Katie the butthole uppercut?
by Johnto the Grey September 15, 2017
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