Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.

"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.

by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint April 19, 2014

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019