breast reduction

to reduce the size of a womans tits.
also know as a slap to the face of god.

cindy>i think i need breast reduction.
god> i slap harder whore.

by mark. saussy. August 24, 2007

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National Breast Appreciation Day

January 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating breasts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. It beats the Hell out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, right?

Fuck, you're still hung over from two nights ago... but guess what? At least we have an entire day dedicated to titties. That's right dude, it's National Breast Appreciation Day.

by Ginger Nut January 12, 2008

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Cyber Breast-Sex

n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.

Sarah encouraged Jason to cyber breast-sex his girlfriend.

by Half the Building? July 27, 2006

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Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

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breaststicks

When you're hugging a female with big boobs, and they stick to your body.

Hey dude , this chick has huge tits, its breaststicks

by KOSTA WITH THE MOSTA June 5, 2014

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Any recreational or public event or location which possesses a high likelihood of featuring multiple young women prominently displaying their chests.

Often used as an outdoor version of breastivities.

Guy 1: Dude, you going to the class picnic this summer?
Guy 2: Dunno...is it worth it?
Guy 1: Are you kidding? Last year the thing was a total breastival!

College Guy: Hey, it's sunny - let's get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it's sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.

by Peter Lorre January 12, 2010

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