breakfast burrito

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

by andy234567 May 30, 2006

Blackout Breakfast

The crappy version of breakfast you have to eat because there is no electricity and you can't cook.

There was an ice storm last night, so I have to have a crappy blackout breakfast of cold coffee and stale Shredded Wheat.

by smurfyman February 26, 2010

Organic Breakfast

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

The Breakfast Fuck

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.

"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"

by mcbutts October 14, 2009

double breakfast

Two breakfasts, completely independent of each other, the second being eaten immediately after the first. Not to be confused with a large breakfast.

Steve: Phil, why do you have two separate plates with eggs and bacon on them?
Phil: I'm having a double breakfast, Steve.
Steve: So you're having an basically exceptionally large breakfast?
Phil: No. It's two separate breakfasts. Breakfast, period, breakfast.

by Paul Neiland May 24, 2008

Breakfast of Champignons

Noun. A healthier version of Breakfast of Champions.

Being a vegetarian he couldn't handle a f.e.b. and opted instead for a Breakfast of Champignons

by Peter N Carr October 1, 2006

cum breakfast

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009