texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

by Meek12 May 15, 2014

hard boiled

An EGG that you prepare over a stove, with Boiling water. Wait until the water is boiling, gently insert your egg(s) in to the pot the water is boiling within. Set a clock or timer for 15 minutes, and Gently use tongs to remove them! They are Very Brittle!! Be careful..

We made some hard-boiled eggs for easter, YummZ!

by BriaN! April 9, 2004

bollerizer

person who is constantly showing off
use big time bollerizer as a comparison.

He's a total bollerizer.

by monsterente May 31, 2006

Bozler

A Greeting derived from a misheard phrase from the Game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

RandomGuyA: Greetings Bozler!
RandomGuyB: What?

by The Springwood Slasher October 8, 2007

boolery

The action of not doing anything and just chilling and cooling.

"We on some mega boolery right now, bro"

by Moolery August 23, 2016

Grumpy Bowler

Wearing your shoes for authenticity, you begin fucking your woman doggy-style. When you are close to climaxing…withdraw cock. Insert your thumb in her asshole and two fingers in her pussy (like holding a bowling ball). Cumming on her back you yell…… STEEEEE-RIKE. Give her back a quick polish with a rag or sock afterwards.

My wife was busting my chops about taking out the garbage, so I took her upstairs and gave her a 'grumpy bowler'.

by mac_the_knife March 23, 2011

boston broiler

the act of defacating one's self underneath the bedsheets and pulling the covers over antoher's head as to force them to partake in the experience. A scat/dutch oven combo.

dude i just totally boston broilered in there, id give it a few minutes.

by Noah Ben and Norm June 11, 2006