When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
Get the Executive Blow Jobmug. its what it looks like bihh
by zaqswxdecfrvgtbhnjmko,lp.;pl,o March 10, 2021
Get the blow jobmug. by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
Get the National Blow job daymug. When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.
“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”
**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**
Partner 2: “ There is a god”
**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**
Partner 2: “ There is a god”
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
Get the Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”mug. by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
Get the blow job nationmug. When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
Get the Mormon blow jobmug. James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
by Kiteorange December 20, 2020
Get the Blow Job Corn Fieldmug.