Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Blicked 

Past tense of Blick (To have been killed from full health to nothing in one shot.)

I thought I could handle him. But he blicked me outright.

Blicked by .Justaguy February 15, 2017

Men in blacked 

Verb; The act of getting so inebriated that you feel like you’ve been hit with a neuralyzer.

My first time hitting the rig I got men in blacked

Men in blacked by Grand Wizard Alex August 15, 2020

Prison Blacked 

The sexual violation of a white man in prison by blacks for sport. Often implemented for the purpose of punishing or humiliating the victim. Commonly abbreviated as "PB".

Eh, mang...did you hear about the white boy from cell A24 getting PB'd? Yea! Last night he got prison blacked by like 4 guys!

Prison Blacked by BillyBoozeBag August 20, 2021

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

Prison Blacked 

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.

I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

Prison Blacked by WhiteBootyHunter January 4, 2022

mobile blockade 

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

mobile blockade by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009