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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”
by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018
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Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.
When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.
by All Bets Hedged December 10, 2020
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Elvin sanchez bleach

Elvin sanchez bleach likes sussy balls no cap
by anonymous October 19, 2021
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International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
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Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.
Let's sit down and watch bleach
by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021
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bleach

Something you need for your eyes after looking at this website
yo momma so ugly, i needed some bleach for my eyes after last night
This is a example of why we all need bleach for our eyes
that sentence alone
by 48NIGHT February 26, 2023
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