Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
by Xmyhabit April 01, 2017
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post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.
“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”
by thesportsgut1736 December 20, 2021
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bj hav

gingy's license plate on his white daddy's rich person jeep that's more advanced than emily's 2016 mobile. although some people may say bj stands for blow job and not gingys dads initials... poor boy has never had a blow job but drives a car that represents it
gingy's license plate says bj hav even though he "hav" never "hav" a blow job #throatgoat
by robokio March 04, 2022
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Reacharound BJ

In the casino game Blackjack, this term is used when you get a 21 off an Ace being your second card. This is inspired by the sexual maneuver of the same name.
Jane Doe: Nice, you got a little reacharound BJ! That should end the cold streak.
John Doe: Now I just have to make the other 10,000 back...
by DaRealOne64 September 07, 2023
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