beam clash

When one man ejaculates into another man’s piss stream to assert dominance

You lost that beam clash because you got a small dick eric

by Techbad December 10, 2024

3/16th 8 inch beam

The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.

"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)

by Knotgod July 3, 2025

dirty beam

When a man sucks his wife’s shit off of another man’s dick and then sucks the cum out of his balls

Person 1: how was your weekend

Person 2: it was one to remember Conner wanted to pull a dirty beam

Person 1:did she wipe her ass at least

Person 2:no she was actively having diarrhea on my dick and it stunk so bad

by 423Royalty July 28, 2025

Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.

Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025

Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Beams

A lyric that is similar to “Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Mousse” and is also found in the girl group Rainbow Pixie’s 2012 song, Hoi Hoi. Like the lyric mentioned above, it is also a stereotypical magic spell made by combining meaningless words. “Hoi Hoi” is used as a form of “Abracadabra” in Korea.

Rainbow Pixie: “Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Beams!!”

*South Korea is absolutely blown away again. Song reaches top 10 on every music show in South Korea until February 12 2012*

by thetorofangirl August 28, 2025

Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass

“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”

by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025