Michael Beakley

Absolute chad; has all the secks. likes secks. consumes secks.

Michael Beakley likes secks

by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020

beaker

Gay bald guy, as in right said fred.
Common gay term of endearment for bald people who are gay.

Oh it's beaker.

He's Beaker.

by Rob Cummings June 15, 2004

beakif

beakif is derived from the word "becki" coming from the Hebrew name Ribqah, possibly meaning "a snare" in Hebrew, or perhaps derived from an Aramaic name. This was the name of the wife of Isaac and the mother of Esau and Jacob in the Old Testament.

beakif is when a drunk person cannot text properly and just presses random keys

"love you beakif"
"i mooooooooo k you beakif"
"beakif is a crazy moose"

by missbit©h July 9, 2004

beaking

Adj: penetration of the anus with the nose.

"I was beaking the shit out of that bird last night"

by brum and james January 27, 2010

beaking

a unique combination of nagging and whineing, normally carried out by the female of species to draw the attention of its counterpart.

(ref: noises of a female gull to attract attention)

by E.D.V.C January 4, 2005

Beaking

To sneeze into a women's vagina. A sexual act

I love the feeling of beaking

by Kobale December 20, 2009

Beaker Moment

Named after the Muppet character Beaker, a Beaker Moment is a series of actions that a normally level headed individual will exhibit when reaching a heightened level of stress or agitation without being able to constructively control the outburst or by failing to seek assistance in dealing with an increasingly convoluted situation.

The end result can encompass adverse, out-of-character, uncontrolled outburst in the form of incoherent mutterings and sounds, accompanied by aggressive, multi-directional emails that incite and spin up other parties often spurring on inquisitive looks and head scratchings.

Ultimately a very uncharacteristic outburst of outright frustration, paranoia, and severe agitation.

"Joe, I need you to help Ryan control his outbursts. He got overwhelmed in a production meeting and had a Beaker Moment that got everyone's attention."

by HSecurity February 5, 2010