Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.
If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.
by TheLizM October 17, 2010
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bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.
some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.
by conservative_rabbit March 11, 2011
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Bagel Dog

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.
Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.
by Definitely NOT a Jew February 05, 2009
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loose bagel

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel
lauren is a loose bagel
by Mojojojo January 14, 2016
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cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.
Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!
by May 14, 2014
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oi bagel

a word derived from punk rockers...added with bagel...to call someone an oi bagel.
john is a big fat oi bagel.
by tyler middleton July 11, 2008
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Bagel Twisting

The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.
Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.
by Don Pavlic August 19, 2011
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